Saturday, July 31, 2010

I'm not as popular as JeremeyJahns and Furyofthefilmfan, why should I care?

To those of you who clicked the link from the YouTube video, please keep your comments to the relevant comment sections. Leave comments about this article here, and leave comments about the video "Vampires Suck Trailer Reaction" in the comment section there. Thank you very much.

Anyway, I'm not nearly as popular as JeremeyJahns or Furyofthefilmfan. And why should I care?

Before answering this question, let's talk about what makes them so popular. I still think I'm very much like those guys. I'm like most of the people here on YouTube who review movies. We all have one thing in common, we love movies, and talk about them. But what really makes people like JermeyJahns, FuryoftheFilmFan, TomChatalbash, schmoesknow and many other movie fans here on YouTube so popular? Well, the real reason why they're so popular is because they talk about the movies as soon as they are released in the United States.

I mean let's face it, that's the best way to get views, if I talk about the movies late, nobody is gonna give a crap about it anymore. That is the main reason why my Nightmare on elm street remake review got so few views.

So my only way to really get popular when it comes to movie reviews is to see the movies early. I can either move to the United States, which is nearly impossible, since the government is very strict about immigrants, or download the movies from the Internet. The later is something I'd never do, because I think it's just disrespectful to the movie makers. I also consider that stealing, and since I'm not a thief I wouldn't do it. Not to mention movies are hell of a lot better to see on the big screen than in my small office.

In a video I said something like "I am as good as JeremeyJahns and Furyofthefilmfan and I will prove it.", and saying stuff like that only makes me look like a fucking jackass. I have wanted to become popular amongst movie goers, but that's no longer what I want. Why? Because I no longer give a shit. I don't, so what if I'm not so popular? Does that really matter? No, it doesn't. Nobody is denying that I'm a true movie fan, and if I was a true movie fan, I wouldn't care about views, I would care about sharing my opinion with other movie goers. And that's exactly what I'm doing. Talking about movies with friends is what I do a lot. And I should keep on doing that, it doesn't matter if I'm popular amongst the movie fan community, so I should stop trying, and just try to entertain those who care about my movie reviews, that's all what really matters.

Besides, I make series called Pokémon Gangster, and my series is the main reason I have over 1,000 subscribers. And I should be proud of that, and I am. And I keep getting better, and better.

Being a movie reviewer here on YouTube is not about getting all the views, being a movie reviewer is about sharing my opinions with other people, and since FuryoftheFilmFan and JeremeyJahns (which are two of my favorite movie reviewers here on YouTube) support me, that's all what really matters.

So yeah, thank you for reading and have a great day.

My plans for August.

I have a lot of things in mind for August, so let's get going.

First off let's start with the movies I'll be seeing this month. To see a full list of movies released this month here in Iceland click here.

Let's start by talking about the movies released in theaters. In the first week, I will defiantly see The Sorcerer's Apprentice since Nicolas Cage is my favorite actor, and I love fantasy movies. But I will skip The Ugly Duckling and me. I don't feel comfortable watching a non-Icelandic movie in Icelandic, I'd rather watch it in English. Well, since it's a Danish movie and not American movie, I should at least watch it in Danish with English subtitles. But still, I'd rather watch it in English. The second week, Salt is shown, a movie I'm defiantly seeing. But I will most likely see The Last Airbender on DVD. JermeyJahns and TomChatalbash spoke negatively about the movie, so it's probably not worth seeing on the big screen. In the third week, I will see the Expendables and since it looks fucking amazing, I can't wait. Hell, it can even turn out to be the best movie of the month. I will also see Carts & Dogs: Revenge of Kitty Galore, yeah, it does look stupid, but I have a feeling it's gonna be at least decent, I don't think it's gonna suck. I mean, there is something very cool about the trailer. This is also the only movie released this month worth seeing with my brother. For some reason Marmaduke isn't shown this month, which I find strange, because I thought I saw on a poster it will be released in August 7th, ah well, guess Marmaduke is so shitty, not even the movie theaters here in Iceland want to touch it. Which is a good thing, because the trailer looks like shit. And then there's Vampires Suck, which is from the same shitty directors that made Epic Movie, Meet The Spartans, and Disaster Movie. I skipped Disaster Movie, and did it for a good reason. There really isn't a lot to say about it, what you can say could apply to the rest of those shitty movies. They're shitty parodies with the worst use of cultural references ever, and that's it, there really is nothing else to say about the movies made by Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer. When I watch shitty movies not made by those guys, there are different things to say about them, and that's what makes them worth bashing. In the fourth and final week I will see Scott Plagirm vs. The World because it looks awesome. Since I'm a fan of comic book movies I will see this one, since it does look like one. I'm not sure if I should see Human Centipede or not, FuryoftheFilmFan ended his review asking if I should really see it, so I can't decide. The final movie coming this month is a movie I'm skipping. Step Up 3D is nothing but a pathetic excuse for 3-D, so not worth my time.

Now let's talk about movies coming out on DVD. The list is mostly irrelevant since I plan on seeing older movies. But I listed all the movies released on DVD this month just in case anyone wants to check it out and recommend a new movie for me. The movies coming out this month that I will see is AstroBoy, which I have been waiting for, for months. It came late in movie theaters here in Iceland, but when it finally came it was only shown in Icelandic, but since I don't like watching American movies in Icelandic I decided to wait longer. And now finally it's coming out. It won't be out until the very last week, but I will see it nevertheless. Another movie coming this week that I'm watching is Clash of the Titans, the movie wasn't worth seeing in 3-D, and since the movie is possibly a piece of crap, it probably wasn't seeing in movie theaters at all. So I waited for it to come out on DVD. I'm not sure if I should see that shitty Death at a Funeral remake. (the trailer looks like shit, so I have a feeling it's gonna suck) For this month I will be renting some classic movies. I will be renting Space Odyssey 2001, and look at the suggestions you guys made for me. I might see Mortal Kombat: Annihilation, but I should probably wait a little bit, since I know it's a shitty movie. It will be fun to bash it though. I also asked JermeyJahns which movie he recommended, he mentioned the Indiana Jones movies, Back To The Future, Jurastic Park and the Burbs. I might check the Burbs out.

Now that I've gotten that out of the way let's talk about the other updates. First off I will release new episodes of Pokémon Gangster. (Maybe weekly, we'll see.) And I'm gonna take my time, after all, a rushed project is a crappy project.

I'm also gonna work on some sketches and stuff like that with my Sony Vegas. I won't tell you what I'll be making with Sony Vegas, you'll see.

Also, I will be making blogs. As you know I'm done with announcement blogs, since my announcement are now here. I'm also done with "happy birthday" blogs, and birthdays will be announced here. But I will be discussing things though. The first blog I will be making is "Pwn me - A challenge to you!", that's where I ask people to make video responses to my videos. Another blog will be about how I find the Pokémon World to be more of a reality than planet Earth. I will be making a video recommending Narufreak2, but I will probably only make it after I've gotten my greenscreen effects right, because I want to show the channel while talking in the video. Last but not least I will be making a video discussing MasterCard, so look out for that.

Thank you for reading, and don't forget to comment.

Thursday, July 29, 2010

Some news about Pokémon Gangster season 13 and another project I'm working on.

Before I begin I want to point out videos where I talk about the next season:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lg-tv1nsBPk
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TKBLKSHJ1aw

Both of those videos are unlisted, since they are nothing but announcements, and that's not entertaining at all.

Anyway, the only "announcement" I'm keeping public is the one where I tell people that all my announcements will be posted here. Here is the first announcement about my series, Pokémon Gangster. The 13th season has finally been fully decided, and here is the list of episodes:


181: Illegal Immigrants Are Not Welcome
182: Emerald City In Chaos
183: The Big Plan
184: The Team Rocket Brothers Vs. New York City
185: Giovanni The Zombie
186: Escape To Germany
187: Help From Alicea
188: Back In 1940
189: Meet The British
190: The Nazi Meeting
191: Alicea Vs. Adolf Hitler
192: Bad Germany Part I
193: Bad Germany Part II
194: Welcome to Texas
195: Back To The Pokémon World

Want a brief description for each episode? Well, it's not gonna happen, because I want to keep most of the season surprising. But I will tell you a few things. The season will focus mostly on earth. In fact only a few episodes take place in the Pokémon World.

At the end of the season, Gargamel will make an appearance giving an indication that the Season 14 premiere will be focused on Gargamel. But I'll save that for another day.

The season will have Hitler as the main villain, and Alicea will be helping out. (Sounds strange? That's because it is.)

And of course Sanna (SannaCollier) will be a major character of the season. As for everything else, well, you just have to wait and see, or watch the videos in here, since they also have some details.

That's all for news on Pokémon Gangster Season 13. Now for something entirely different. Before I start on the premiere on Season 13 I will make "Me drinking Coca-Cola #9", yeah, I know those videos are mostly the same, and just me drinking Coca-Cola. But trust me, this time it will be different. This time I will make the video entertaining, it will be more than just about me drinking Coca-Cola. My Raichu will be in it. And I will also try to use some special effects. (the one I'm thinking of is the red light that comes when Pokémon return to an ultra ball, if you can tell me how to make a special effect like that, that would be awesome.)

So that's all for now. Also one more thing, I got an e-mail from Amazon.com informing me that Robin Hood is now available for order, FUCKING SWEAT!!!!!!! I will probably buy it sometime.

Thank you for reading and have a great day. And don't forget to comment.

Wednesday, July 28, 2010

I trimmed down a lot of videos from my channel.

Now the problem with my channel is that there were too many videos. So I had to trim them down. I didn't delete any video, but I did make those videos unlisted. That means the videos won't show up as a search result or at my channel at all. That's a good thing, because there were too many videos on my channel. Even after getting those videos off my channel, I still have over 1,000 on my channel. But I promise you, none of you will ever see another announcement video on YouTube again, you will be seeing it here instead. Because announcements really aren't entertainment, therefore I shouldn't make a video about them.

At first I was gonna write down everything I said in the videos and put those things to a text format. But I realized that would take way too long, so instead I decided to just skip it and go straight ahead to making the videos unlisted. If you still want to watch those videos you can do so by clicking here.

I was going to delete the 800, 900 and 1,000 subscribers videos but decided not to. Because those aren't just announcements, there I'm thanking my fans.

In other news, I was planning on making my Pokémon journal unlisted as well, but decided not to since they can be interesting to watch.

Now I have a question to you guys, and it's a question to all of you, what do you think I should do about my DVD updates? Should I make my videos regarding DVD updates unlisted, or should I keep them on my channel and keep on making DVD update videos? What do you guys think?

I will make an announcement regarding Pokémon Gangster season 12 soon, what I've already told is in one of the unlisted videos. So look out for that.

That's all I gotta say people, thank you for reading and have a great day. (Yeah, I changed my phrase a little bit so it would fit the article better, since you're "reading" it not really "watching" it.)

Tuesday, July 27, 2010

Welcome to my blog.

Yep, this is the place where I will be posting news about my channel and so on. I will still be making a lot of videos on YouTube, because that's what I enjoy doing. But there are too many videos that are nothing but announcements, and those videos aren't really entertaining. So I've decided that from now on this is the place where I will be posting announcements for my upcoming videos and so on. Maybe I will also make blogs here asking questions, or stuff like that.

About my videos, there is something I have in mind in the future. That's making a video about narufreak2. In that video I'm going to talk about how Narufreak deserves at least 1,000 subscribers, and I will try to explain why. Expect this video to be uploaded either this month, or in August.

Also, most of my older movie reviews suck. And unfortunately this also applies to a few of my newer ones. But most of the reviews that I personally don't like weren't made this year. Before the Hot Tub Time Machine movie review, I just turned on my camera and started talking. And unfortunately that means my reviews didn't turn out good at all. But after my review on Hot Tub Time Machine, I decided it was time to think about what I wanna say before starting the camera. Usually I biked while thinking, and let me tell you, that is a good way to think about what I wanna say. After that my reviews improved, and I am proud of them. Unfortunately my review of Prince of Persia didn't turn out as great as I wanted it to. Yeah, sure I thought about what I wanted to say before starting that review, but the problem is I was doing something else while thinking about what I wanna say. And I don't mean biking, I was playing RuneScape at the time, and trust me that's as bad as starting the camera immediately after watching the movie. I do plan on remastering that review, sure it will mean less views, but as long as I change the quality, that's all what really matters. Less views and better quality is better than more views and less quality.

Speaking of remastering, I am going to remaster my review of my Alice in Wonderland review. It was clearly spoiler-filled, so I want my reviews to be spoiler-free. So that's the next movie review I'll be remastering.

I have been thinking about deleting most of my older reviews (you know the ones that I made before Hot Tub Time Machine) but I'm not sure if it's a good idea. If I did that I have to re-watch most of the movies I already reviewed, so let me ask you, is that a good idea or a bad idea?

Now let's talk about Pokémon Gangster. Season 12 is over, and I asked my fans what their favorite moments are, and I'm surprised that not many people left a comment on that video. I mean really, I'm one of the most subscribed Pokémon series makers here on YouTube. (The only two (or three, if you include PKMNBlogger's videos which aren't just blogs, but also sometimes with plot and some acting.) that I know of that surpassed me are TrainerDor and GoldsAdventureStorys. SharkJamez and HackinJohn don't count since they don't make series anymore. And TamashiiHiroka doesn't really make whole series, she does more of random videos.) So really, I should have gotten more comments on that video, but ah well. I said in a video that I am planning on making live-action stuff, but I deleted that video and decided, fuck it. Using live-action versions of the characters is just stupid, and not to mention I got that idea from the irategamer. And nobody who wants to make awesome entertainment should copy his shitty show. I will be making another announcement about the upcoming season 13 later today, or tomorrow, maybe later. Depends on when I have fully decided it.

So yeah, welcome to my blog. I will be making articles here that are news about my channel. Because watching announcements on YouTube is not entertaining at all. Not to mention I need to trim down the amount of videos I have. So yeah, have something to say? Leave comments, posts or whatever it's called here on this site and tell me.